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Perez Hilton/Quasimodo

I could have a daily dose of douche from perez hilton every 10 minutes but keeping up with him makes my soul wither (and I receive no payment for deciphering troll gibberish anyway). Here’s what our favorite caricature had to say this morning about J-Lo

No more skimpy green dresses or wild parties with rappers for this lady. Working and being a mama has provided us with a happier, friendlier, less skanky J.Lo.

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m a bully or anything but it truly irks me to hear troll drivel or inter-species judgment first thing in the morning.  Wish you were the one in that skimpy dress Perezious, or hanging with rappers? (btw, will.i.am called and left a message for you- it’s time for another rendezvous between your other eye and his hand).