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I certainly wish we had some of these futuristic vending machines stateside. Some of them are brilliant  whilst others are just plain disturbing!

Jeans vending Machine

Closed Jeans Vending Machine

This Netherlands based clothing company offers a collection that they describe as “sophisticated casualwear… featuring a constant dialogue between functionality and innovation”. I would seriously consider buying some of their clothes after visiting their website.

Marijuana Vending Machine

Pot Vending Machine

This has got to be the most innovative and soon to be most discussed vending machine concept ever! Developed by Vincent Mehdizadeh- a Los Angeles medical-cannabis dispensary owner , this machine is slated to be installed at the Herbal
Nutrition Center in Los Angeles. Can you imagine these being installed at colleges and convenience stores in California?

Board Shorts Vending Machine

Board Shorts Vending Machince

If you’re an Angeleno who lounges poolside at the Downtown Standard then this shouldn’t be a surprise to you. Wish they had more flattering swimwear though- will someone please tell me why American men prefer huge shorts to swim in?

Noodles

Noodles

Who hasn’t had a bowl of Ramen? Actually I take that back- I know a lot of people who havent but this is ingenous!

Ballet Flats Vending Machines

Ballet Flats Vending Machine

If you’ve ever had to spend an entire evening in fuck me pumps, then you would certainly think this is the best invention by the end of the night. Ladies and drag queens of the world, you need to make sure that these machines make it stateside pronto! They are already appearing in London’s most popular nightspots.

Bicycle Vending Machines

Bicycle Vending Machines

Why walk when you can ride? Just rent one of these RFID (radar frequency identification) Equipped bikes and drop it off at any of the handy destinations. Its brilliant!

Used School Girl Underwear

Used School Girl Underwear

I’ve known about these for some time but their existence never ceases to amaze me. All I can say  is WTF! Though these machines were supposed to be illegal, our sources inform us that they remain available in certain parts of Japan- for $50- $100 pedophiles can indulge in reprehensible behavior.

Porn

Porn

Title says it all.

Pizza

Pizza

Imagine a 9″ pizza that is ready in 2 minutes! This is what Wonder Pizza USA has in store for the general public. The machine will offer three different types of Pizza. Some are already questioning the quality of this gastronomic mystery but I think if you eat those pizzas found in the freezer aisle of the grocery store then you can probably stomach this. They should have them next to the pot dispensing machines!