I don’t even know where to begin with that outfit- people meet your self ordained fashioned maven. I just found out some rather upsetting and disturbing news. I didn’t want to go my dark place but this is a tragedy of such epic proportions that I feel that it’s my civic duty to do something about it. Apparently Perez Hilton is launching a new site tomorrow- no, its not called Quasimodo.com - it’s called cocoperez.com. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t give a rat’s ass and a hyena fuck about what perez does but when he defiles the sanctity of FASHION and WRITING, I feel that a smiting or some other form of retribution is at hand.

Is nothing else sacrosanct? Why do the gods of terrible taste continue to incessantly inflict their minions upon us? We tried unsuccessfully to contact the devil  and received this statement an hour ago:

I wish to inform you that I’m in no way affiliated with Mario Armando Lavandeira aka Perez Hilton. I resent these allegations made by Sebastien Anderson and will pursue legal action if this statement isn’t retracted forthwith.

First Christian Audigier, Jon Gosselin, Uggs and now Conchita Perez.  Has anyone seen what Perez tries to pass off as fashion on his website? I have a suggestion, if you dress like an LSD addled Care Bear don’t give fashion advice! If Perez was going to wax on topics such as how to be an insufferable queen, fellatio or music etc, I might pay attention but  to launch  a site that pretends to  offer pithy opinions, not so much. Stick to  what you know Chi Chi, eloquence is not your forte, neither is fashion.