Spermine

This gives an entirely new meaning to “facial”. I’ve been exposed to some crazy anti- aging products in the past, such as the serum my mother used that listed the foreskin of babies as an ingredient, or hair products containing horse placenta. But this, this takes the cake people- the Townhouse Spa in New York offers the Spermine Facial which is administered by liberally coating the face with ” synthesized human sperm” and then following this with an ultrasound and infrared light to aid penetration (their words, not mine).The bukake facial will only set you back $250. I missed my calling, I should have been an esthetician!

Obviously, I know why the Spa uses synthesized sperm but it didn’t stop me from calling them to inquire why  fresh semen wasn’t being used.  After all, hasn’t science already proven that fresh is always better? Btw, they hung up. I’m surprised that this is not being offered in spas all over West Hollywood, then again why pay $250 for what you could probably get for free at any bar on Santa Monica Blvd?