For half a decade, we’ve had to wait for an Eminem album. Anyone wonder why? After all its not as if the past 5 years have not generated enough scandal to fuel this wicked lyricist’s rants. I’d like to propose that the answer to that question lies in the title of his new Album: “Relapse.”

If you’ve heard the album then it is quite clear that Eminem spent the last 5 years blitzed out of his mind. Though the rapper frequently rhymes about his drug use, this particular album sounds like a pharmaceutical index. We’ve put together this handy little chart. It should help you paint a picture of what was in his mind as “Relapse” was made

Unlike the Eminem of old who used to make us perk our ears, this album is enough to make us want to seek professional help.