Family Guy

The paragons of virtue at the Fox Network have canned an episode of the Emmy Nominated show Family Guy because it dealt with abortion. According to creator Seth McFarlane,

20th Century Fox, as always, allowed us to produce the episode and then said, ‘You know what? We’re scared to f*****g death of this.

I’m flabbergasted that McFarlane  even dared to address such a controversial issue because like Fox, I believe that abortions are fictitious. How dare he, I demand that his $100 million contract be revoked! This is heresy, God forbid that an animated character even considers the mere thought of that which shall not be named. Now, lets go back to discussing the efficacy of baby delivering storks.