Anand Jon Alexander

It has come to our attention that Anand Jon Alexander- a promising designer once featured on “Tyrades” show America’s Next Top Model has been sentenced to a whopping 59 years to life imprisonment for sexually assaulting aspiring models.

According to Supreme Court Judge David Wesley, Alexander incarceration was necessary as long as he continued to prey upon young girls and women. Thirteen women took the stand and claimed that Alexander assaulted them whilst promising them lucrative careers in the fashion industry- some of the girls were as young fourteen when the alleged sexual abuse took place. One of the victims had this to say about the ordeal

I have a constant reminder of the day that I, the biggest daddy’s girl in the world, had to tell my dad that I had been raped by this person
Associated Press

By mere dint of the number of women who came forward to testify against Alexander, I do not doubt that there was some sort of abuse going on. However, I do have to mention that I’ve always considered Alexander to be gay- and people, my gaydar usually doesn’t lie.

Furthermore, if Alexander was actually abusing these young ladies shouldn’t some blame be ascribed to parents who allow their wards to remain alone with a strange man? Not to detract from their ordeal but I find it ludicrous. It’s almost like the Michael Jackson trials on molestation. God knows that when I have children, I’ll be damned if by furthering their aspirations I put them in harms way. No matter how innocuous the situation may appear to be, it’s your responsibility as a parent!

In either case Alexander is screwed royally- figuratively and literally.