Daniel Radcliffe

I believe I’m about to incite the ire of millions of screaming girls and a considerable amount of the  gay and bisexual community but I don’t think Robert Pattinson is that hot. There I said it, let the vilification of Sebastien Anderson begin. If I had a choice as to who I’d prefer to spend an afternoon with getting drunk and doing god knows what else, hands down it would be Radcliffe. People, the boy wizard is a child no longer; ever read that Details magazine interview where he admits to loosing his virginity to a much older woman, his nude scenes in Equus or his desire to play a drag queen? Recently, Radcliffe said of his former co-star “Rob Pattinson is a genuine sexy guy. He’s got the height. If girls like short and nerdy, then I’m a sex symbol!- he even has that dry wit. Well Danny, I don’t fancy you in that way but the next time you’re in LA, I usually frequent the Foundation Room, lets paint the town red.

Robert Pattinson

Typically, I like dark, handsome and brooding but Robb don’t take this the wrong way but I just don’t buy it with you. I mean you’re easy enough on the eyes and all but it all seems too contrived. The hair, the despondent look and the persistent rumor that you have that grimy little English boy thing going on as well, kinda kills it. There remains no excuse whatsoever that anyone should say of you that your

“clothes smell like …[you] recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate…”
Gentlemen’s Quarterly

I mean is art imitating life - if you’ve read the Twilight series the vampires are always making disparaging comments about werewolf odor  (I just realized I’m a nerd).  You seem to have it the other way around. I have to admit that I  prefer you as Cedric  Diggory but to each their own. I’m sure you’re cool enough in your own right but Radcliffe’s definitely my man!