Chris Brown

Talk about damage control failure. In his first interview following his assault on Rihanna, a not so penitent Chris Brown just spouted the largest load of hogwash since the birthers. If having a permanent scowl and sneer on your face is supposed to show remorse then Brown certainly must have felt sorry for his actions- actions that he doesn’t remember.

Though I’ve never been in a similar situation, I imagine that its easy to forget:

• punching someone in the left eye repeatedly till their mouth’s are blood filled.
  
• telling them you’ll beat the shit out of them and kill them once you get home.
• biting them.
• putting them in a headlock almost to the point of unconsciousness.

Rihanna

And for all of this, to receive a whopping 180 days of community service, mandatory weekly counseling , a restraining order and five years probation- it’s easy to see how devastated Chris Brown must feel.  It’s so tragic- I mean, the judge really threw the book at Brown this time! Celebrity justice at it’s best.

Here’s a transcript of the interview via CNN